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Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me
Guy about to invent sparkling water: water is so good but I wish that it tasted terrible and hated me
#'imagine a bear calling you a good dog' is like 80% of sex on this website lmao (via @vergess)
a cougar calling you a good girl is the remaining percent
Hi this is jigsaw. last week in starbucks you did a gross fucking burp that put me off my panini. In front of you is a panini press. You will notice also, that your dick is out,
I bought this last night. This is a total game changer. Internet fame, here I come.
world heritage post
Holy shit what. This is like if someone in ancient sumeria had a camera